Feel the Force, motherfucker.

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jacksons
Character Jedi Master Mace Windu Say in the Star Wars Prequels.

01 You dont need to see my goddamn identification, cause these aint the motherfuckin droids youre looking for.

02 Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but Ill never know, cause even if it did I wouldnt eat the filthy motherfucker.

03 This is your fathers lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin stormtrooper in the room… accept no substitutes.

04 If Obi-wan aint home then I dont know what the fuck were gonna do. I aint got no other connections on Tattooine.

05 Feel the Force, motherfucker.

06 What aint no planet Ive ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

07 You sendin the Fett? Shit, Hutt, thats all you had to say!

08 Yeah Chewie Rocky Horrors got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? Hes a wookie.

09 Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

10 Hand me my lightsaber… its the one that says, Bad “MotherFucker”.

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